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- Mellisa Clarke Nekkid But for a Lace Thong (How Perfect Is That?)
My passion for Mellisa Clarke runs a mile wide and also a mile deep.
The lust inspired by this alt-brunette is simply stellar as she perfects her front-of-camera craft, using her slow revealing techniques of one amazing body to work the viewer into quite a lather. Like the slow peeling back of a banana, except inside instead of a semi-decent piece of fruit is an amazing piece of woman.
I know. I'm a poet. Enjoy.
(Be sure to check out a ton more Mellisa Clarke on her official site.)
- Winona Ryder Is Back in Black and Hot for Interview
It's really been four years since we've seen Winona Ryder featured on this site, the site of record for all things celebrity sextastic. She's been hiding somewhere. But promotion for her film Iceman has led her back into the public eye, and, might I say, my eyes are feeling pretty happy at the sight of her in Interview magazine.
I've never been a huge Winona Ryder fan. Not because of the klepto stuff, just the overall vibe. But I don't let personal feelings get in the way of a solid leer or two or three. Check her out and see if you don't agree she's looking pretty damn nice for 41. Enjoy.
- Rhian Sugden and India Reynolds Go Toe to Chest In the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic
Two literal boobtastic giants in their own field, though I wish they were in my field, out back, Rhian Sugden and India Reynolds, hella hot and pitting their fine fine chest puppies against one another in this week's Battle of the Boobtastic.
These two Page 3 glamour fame models have likely not heard the word 'no' much before in their lives. But today, here in the Thunderdome of all things funbaggery, one will have to learn that they were not the winner. As always, you must decide their tears or joy. So, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll.
- Gisele Bundchen Still Hot and Other Fine Things to Ogle
Gisele Bundchen bikini body still amazing (Celebuzz)
Milla Jovovich makes herself, us happy (WWTDD)
Here's a Mother's Day gallery we can all get behind (Fox News)
Kate Bosworth looks good at every screening (Popoholic)
Miley Cyrus delivers more Maxim hotness (Huffington Post)
A bra-less Thursday is good for all (The Chive)
The most kick-ass women in movie history (Ranker)
- Maria Sharapova Grunts, Sweats, and Smashes the Tennis Girl Goodies in Madrid
You know I'm a big women's tennis fan. We've come a long way from Navratilova and Billie Jean King. The female tennis players of today are strong and muscular and sweaty and screaming and, like Maria Sharapova, just a handful of lust inducement. Granted, the hot barbarian female type isn't for every man, only the man who likes a good challenge.
I mean, Maria can probably lift more plates than me at the gym, but I wouldn't let that bother me. My ego is not so fragile that I wouldn't stand off to the side and applaud her as she did then explain that I can't bench my usual 450 lbs, because of my recent Tommy John surgery.
Oh, Maria, I bet even your sweat tastes good. Enjoy.
- Kendall Jenner Bikini Naughty, SueLyn Medeiros Asstastic, and Ashley Sky Bikini Hotness Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup
I find myself saying over and over these days what a great week it was in celebrity self-published hottie pics. I think it's just that every week reveals another bevy of selfies that are just becoming more and more common among the good looking set. It's one of the greatest cultural phenomenons of our time and something as a child I never could have imagined. Though, to be clear, all I did as a child was imagine mostly nekkid women.
This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Coco being butt-not-shy, Kendall Jenner showing off in her bikini, Lily Cole in a little see-through action, Jessica Alba picturing her cleavy self at the Met gala, Jessica Green showing off a perfect bum, and much much more. You owe it to Tony Stark and his $600 million rake this past week to view each and every one of these photos. Enjoy.
- Fox Hunt (In Motion): Jackie Goehner Brings the Skimpy Sextastic to WonderCon 2013 (VIDEO)
There are certain things that you can wager your wang will always surface at any comic convention. Inscrutable bespectacled Asian guys, small children being buffeted and/or trampled on by the crowd, general geektacular camararderie... we can (oftentimes) take this all as read.
Sadly, on a scale of 1 to erection, none of that rates particularly highly. As such, it's time for another convention staple: cleavetacular cosplay. Last month, Jackie Goehner (visit her here) put the wonder in WonderCon by donning... this raunchy little number. It may resemble some kind of demonic bikini from the depths of Beelzebub's balls, but we're reliably informed that it hails instead from the comic/anime series Witchblade.
Additionally (and this is key, right here), she looks trouser-troublingly great in it. Take a look at this ogley interview from Game Fob, then check out more of the ladies of WonderCon 2013 after the jump.
And now, VZA VisualZenAdvocate brings us more of the hottest women from the show:
- Tess O'Reilly Topless Treats On Display in Zip
What can I say? I'll always be a sucker for hot girls with oversized suckers, and I am now just talking about their lollipops. Quite amazing that this naughty cliche still works on me, but it totally does, so when I saw lovely Irish lass Tess O'Reilly lapping up her rainbow of sugary goodness in Zip magazine, I just had to share.
Tess is a girl you really ought to get to know, at least from a virtual visual perspective. She has a bright glamour modeling future based upon my investigative and predictive powers. I'm usually right about these things I can say without sounding arrogant because I'm only good at very very few things. Tess, remember her. Enjoy.
- Edita Vilkeviciute Bikini Pictures Are Downright Faptastic
I don't make such serious comments lightly about my future wife, the European model hottie Edita Vilkeviciute, but I do believe Edita may be on the minds of many men and Sapphic leaning women at some point later today, perhaps into the evening. And, I want to say, despite my pending marriage to this tall and lank hot bit of perfection -- I'm okay with that.
Taking her turn in St. Bart's at her Victoria's Secret photoshoot. Edita lit up the entire island with her ridiculously hot body, that killer smile, and good looks for which there currently is no ranking system to capture. I know Edita and I will be happy in our several hours to decades worth of nuptial bliss. I also know I'm going to forbid the wearing of clothes in the home. Enjoy.
- Maria Menounos Bodacious Booty Call on the Set of Extra
Wow, well, hello backside of our Grecian princess, Maria Menounos. Somebody's got a badonkadonk to remember. Not that we'd ever forget Maria, we can't not think about her for more than about ten seconds. But with this bodacious buttside staring us in the face, wow, once again.
Just when you think you can't lust for Maria Menounos any harder, she goes and shows off a hot dumper that if you're not thinking about squeezing with both hands, both feet, and any other working appendage, you're simply not even trying. Enjoy.
- Xenia Deli Lingerie Pictures for the Bare Necessities of Female Good Lookingness
Our very favorite Moldovan hottie Xenia Deli is staking her own claim, and her own booty, to the title of lingerie queen, offering up a front and backside visual wonderment for Bare Necessities.
It's not just that Xenia Deli has a flawless body built for pimping little silky things, it's that she does so with that little askance look that lets you know that she knows you're checking out her bum. I do so love that look. Especially since that's exactly what I'm doing at the moment. At least I'm honest. Enjoy.
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