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- Holy Dramatic Music and Text Boxes, Batman! Check Out the Batman: Arkham Origins News Roundup (VIDEO)
Arkham aficionados (if you're sitting in your Batman undercrackers -and, presumably, other attire- at the office as we speak, that's you. Bonus points if you have a tattoo of the vengeful vigilante's face on your scrote, and have named 'him' Bruce Wang) are surely aware of the impending October release of Batman: Arkham Origins. Thus far, Warner Bros. Games Montreal have taken care to propel only the scantest of info-nuggets into our eager eyeballs, but here's something a little more substantial.
A month or so after the announcement, the Hype Train is surging along the tracks at a disconcerting pace; hapless maidens tied there by angry mustachioed bastards in craptastic capes (a la Snidely Whiplash, should anyone else be decrepit enough to remember him) have no damn chance. As such, it's about the time for a succinct, everything-we-know-so-far summary. Which is just what we have right here, courtesy of BatmanArkhamVideos. Take a look.
- Lindsay Arnold Makes Dancing with the Stars' Parking Lot Worth Watching
As you know, Dancing with the Stars remains on our down low list. As in, we'd never tell you what you can or can't watch on television, that's between you, your pussy whipper, and your maker. But we can advise you to keep it on the down low. However, good news, ogling the parking lot of the DWTS studios at rehearsal time is perfectly acceptable, especially when dancing pro Lindsay Arnold shows off a little bit of her hot dancer body.
Now, often times, dancers get a little hard and heavy in the musculature department for our tastes. I know some of you like yourselves a good barbarian woman challenge, we here at Egotastic! generally shy away from anything that might resemble work, so we like a tamer breed of the opposite sex. Firm, but soft. Soft, but firm. Or, as a perfect visual example, Lindsay Arnold who we can't stop staring at this morning. Enjoy.
- Megan Fox Brings a Note of the Sextastic to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Just when you thought you could care less about all the bickering back and forth from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle geek boys, along comes Megan Fox on set of the 2014 scheduled film to make things interesting.
Megan was cast to play the April O'Neil character in this origins story of the four mutant turtles who I really thought we had seen the last of. But, now, seeing Megan Fox back at work assures me I will be spending 2-hours with the ninja fighting turtles come a year from now.
Megan Fox makes everything watchable, and it's not because of her deep acting toolbox. More because of how I would like to return my screwdriver to her toolbox, if I may carry a pun to it's most painful conclusion. Enjoy.
- Jodie Gasson Topless Curvaceous Yellow Bikini Perfection for Ta-Ta-Tuesdays
Every now and then you need a little less drama with all your fine funbags, and a little more straight up, hand-delivered, if not hand fondled chest fineries, the likes of which are deftly provided by Jodie Gasson, one of absolute favorite bouncy flouncy bodies on this planet.
On Ta-Ta-Tuesdays, we celebrate all that is upright and downright passion inducing. It's the most forgotten day of the week, but not soon forgotten are the inner tubes of Jodie Gasson appearing from beneath her unraveling bikini top in this bodacious pictorial from the Britty glamour model. I could nest in her maternal splendors for a fortnight and a day with nothing for sustenance save the beads of sweat from our hurricane force lovemaking. I might also need a PB&J sandwich. And, then, obviously, a glass of milk. But that's all. Jodie provides the rest. Enjoy.
(Check out much more Jodie Gasson skin-filled goodness at JodieGasson.com)
- Jennifer Nicole Lee Opens a Big Apple Gym in MILFtastic Midrif Style
Talk about moving on up. The BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru, Jennifer Nicole Lee, opened up her own signature gym line over the weekend in Manhattan, signaling to all New York mommies that being neurotic and overbearing will no longer be a substitute for stomach crunches and hardcore lunges. This should be an interesting mix.
For her part, Jennifer Nicole Lee looked every bit the toned, shaped, and taut mom ready to impart her wisdom and harsh encouragement about those who dare bring soft bodied before her. Kind of dominatrixy, I like it. Throw in those hot abs and I downright love it. I wish I could afford that gym! Enjoy.
- While You Were Sleeping Our Dailymotion Account Went Over 100 Million Views
Okay, maybe while I was sleeping.
A couple years back I decided to set up an account on Dailymotion to house almost all of our All-Star video content. Who knew that it would grow to over 100 million views this fast. And who could have expected that the world's worst businessman, yours truly, would earn a whopping $0 for his efforts? Well, all of our Facebook followers know of my legendary lack of financial good sense.
If you ever miss a Mr. Skin Minute or a Boob Tube Roundup or some hot dancing glamour models without their clothes on or just a topless Kelly Brook, you can see almost all of them on our EgotasticMedia channel there.
- Julianne Hough Crazy Low Cut Yoga Pants Flashing Serious Midriff
Talk about your good girl Mormon going off the reservation (and talk about your mixed metaphors), Julianne Hough hit the streets in a pair of low cut yoga pants that I didn't even know existed until now, flashing areas just north of her special place and up to her navel.
We know Julianne has been working out hard to perfect her bikini body in response to her breakup from her boyfriend and gay BFF in one fell swoop, but now she's gone and decided to show it off like a horny harlot. Virgin or not, this is the kind of skin show that can get a proper lady in trouble. At least, I really really hope so. Enjoy.
- Laura Croft Looked Bikini Hot at Tao Beach Opening; Let's Look at Her Nekkid in Playboy
This is my new favorite hobby I must admit. Seeing current day hotties looking amazing and then remembering with you when they appears nekkid in Playboy. I mean, stamp collecting is a blast, but this is so much better.
Former Hooters girl and model Laura Croft looked outright amazing in her bikini at the opening of the Tao Beach club for the summer season in Las Vegas.
There were a bunch of other model and celebrity hotties, but Laura stood out as the guy most likely to get people to actually come to the club. Plus, now we get part deux, the chance to see her nekkid.
Thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus for this memorable pictorial of Laura Croft flashing her bare wares. Quite a specimen of the female kind. It's hard to believe she was one day serving drooling fools like me hot wings. But, I do believe. Enjoy.
- Oliva Culpo's See Through Dress Helps The Great Gatsby Get Greater
Wow, here she comes, Miss America, or, rather, Miss USA and Miss Universe, Oliva Culpo, jazzing up The Great Gatsby screening in New York by wearing a see-through dress top without any bra on beneath. And she pulls it off with flapper like aplomb, if I may say so.
We've not seen much of Olivia since her early splash after being named Miss Universe, but now we get to see a whole lot of her. I guess it was worth the wait. I certainly would have voted for her. Or, at least, called her back to my judicial chambers for a private time chance for her to explain precisely why she deserved to be crowned. I'm fair like that. Enjoy.
P.S I had to share Alyssa Miller looking all kinds of sideboob hot as well at the screening. Because, well, you know why.
- Aly Michalka Flashes Grown Up Cleavage for a Good Cause
A bunch of celebrities spent time over the weekend supporting the Race to Erase MS campaign including the big gala honoring the Osbournes. But, more importantly, was the celebrity skin display put on by Aly Michalka, a truly sextastic thespianic we've missed so much around these parts since the cancelation of the should've-been-Emmy-Award-winning Hellcats.
Just watching Aly does those half-scorpion poses in her pleated skirts had me polishing a trophy on her behalf. But, she's been on the down low for the past year or more, a hole in our aching hearts, with now a chance to fill with some glorious cleavage.
Aly, please don't ever go away again. Stay. Linger. Remove more clothing. It's all good. Enjoy.
- Kendall Jenner on Instagram and Other Fine Things to Ogle
Kendall Jenner happily returns to Instagram (WWTDD)
Vanessa Hudgens flashes fans at Rolling Stones concert (Huffington Post)
Holly Madison is not showing the effects of childbirth (Celebuzz)
Star Wars girls are the best way to get through a Monday (The Chive)
Lindsay Arnold is just begging us to follow here (The Superficial)
Megan Fox has the power to make turtles sexy (Popoholic)
- VIEWER WARNING: Sneak Peek at Farrah Abraham Backdoor Teen Mom (VIDEO)
Editor's Note: Okay, you've been warned. While this Exclusive sneak peek for Egotastic! Readers from our friends at Vivid isn't the whole tale, or tail, as it were, there's plenty of NSFW content in this video, so please don't watch it and then get angry and grumpy and send me an angry letter about how you didn't know a movie called Backdoor Teen Mom was going to look like that.
Either way, it's finally here. I feel like we've been waiting for years, but really it's Farrah Abraham who has been waiting for years to have all kinds of sodomy on film, while we've only really been waiting a few weeks since word of her sordid deed with James Deen got leaked. What can i tell you about this tape? Well, take a look, you'll get a solid idea. I'm holding back my official review on Farrah Superstar, Backdoor Teen Mom until Rotten Tomatoes allows true cinema to be reviewed on their site. Enjoy.
For those of you who want to see it all, check out Backdoor Teen Mom and All Vivid Celebrity Sex Tapes
Update: the video has been pulled from so many hosts now, so back to VideoBam. Be aware this video provider runs ads of an adult nature against the video. Click at your own discretion. And please, hit the 'close to play' tab below and not the play button on the advertisement.
- Miranda Kerr Tight Black Booty Dress and Tipsy for a Personal Fantasy
I'd be lying if I didn't cop to a dream where I run into Miranda Kerr whose a few sheets to the wind, but looking ever so hot in some leather outfit, crying about how her unemployed husband no longer wants to be with her in the evenings. She'll use some subtle Aussie term like 'be with her in the evenings' and I'll know exactly what that means. I'll hold her close and let her have a good cry, at least a minute or two before I ger her some tissue and offer up a practical solution to her ongoing basic human need for companionship. And, oh, how sweaty wild that solution will be.
Miranda Kerr inspires dreamers to dream. I like that about her. Also how hot she is and her amazing model body. All of the above. Enjoy.
- Carmen Electra Flashes Cleavage at Crazy Horse
I think it's officially now an annual tradition for Carmen Electra to celebrate her birthday at this Gentleman's Club. And it certainly seems fitting. Let the former show-woman get paid to pimp her own birthday party, she's earned it.
And unlike so many other Vegas hostess bait-and-switches, when you get get inside Crazy Horse III in Vegas, you will get to see girls who look remarkable like Carmen without any clothes on. Well, you do need to kick in a few dollars to make it happen.
Happy belated birthday, Carmen Electra. Enjoy.
- Thandie Newton Topless in the Shower and Betty Gilpin Topless in Doc's Office Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)
While Iron Man 3 was blasting box office records, dominating the theatrical experience this weekend, the small screen was also hopping and popping with some very fine skintastic displays of super hero wonderment. It's been an amazing transformation to see the boob tube evolve from a highly censored little box into one of the finer outlets for all your bouncy making of the sexy visuals.
This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes Thandie Newton in another epic topless banging scene in Rogue, Betty Gilpin bringing full bodied and rare frontal displays to Nurse Jackie, Laura Haddock getting it on with an insatiable painter in DaVinci's Demons, and newcomers to the BTR in Ana Ularu in The Borgias and Anamaria Marinka showing off her pert pair in The Politician's Husband. Quite a roundup, quite a week. Enjoy.
- Olivia Munn Nip Flashing Whilst Departing the Chateau
Oh, happy days when former fanboy faptastic Olivia Munn let's loose and extremely subtle, but most definitely there, reveal of her headlights beneath a loosely knit dress while leaving the Chateau Marmont over the weekend. And, yes, we do see them. And, yes, sometimes we do see them and let you guys find them, it's fun and games and keeps you on your toes. But in this case, well, with anything Munntastic we always want to scream out like the town crier of the wonderful news.
Olivia Munn nips. They're not just for breakfast anymore. Enjoy.
- Vanessa Hudgens Skirt Drops On Way to See the Stones
Of course, anybody who is anybody plus those who could just afford monster scalper prices went to see the Rolling Stones here in L.A. on Friday night, kicking off their 50th Anniversary tour. Including Vanessa Hudgens, whose likes to dress thrift store hippy any time she hits the public eye to remind everybody what an earthy kind of gal he is. All of which may be true, also true that her clothes often fall apart, like her skirt that fell down revealing her shiny underwear.
Not that we're complaining if young hot women of means want to purchase shoddy clothes that routinely malfunction. In fact, when I retire from this sort of job, I'd like to run a store called Shoddy Clothes That Fall Off Hot Ladies. Not sure I'll do a booming business, but any customer coming through the door will be a fun experience. Enjoy.
- Jennifer Lopez Swimsuit Hotness Filming Music Video in Lauderdale
I'm quite sure I'm never going to listen to whatever song it is Jennifer Lopez is shooting a video for down in Ft. Lauderdale, but I am most definitely sure I'm going to watch her in various revealing outfits behind the scenes of production of the music video. It's probably also a music video not meant for my demographic, but us gentleman oglers still do appreciate a good look at Jenny's MILFtastic body and continuing allure d' hot legs on display over the weekend.
And not content just showing her own self off, America's Next Top Model winner Eva Marcille is also featured in a bikini in the beachy music video. I'm not sure what role Eva plays in the song story, I just know I approve. Enjoy.
- Aracely Arambula Lingerie Pictures for Last Bits of Cinco De May Lust
You know how I love my South of the Border soap stars and their willingness to take extremely hot pictures for celebration from their female TV audience and general elation from the hombres like me who lust their every bitch slap.
Most definitely count Aracely Arambula in that category of Mexican actresses I've been waiting to see in less clothes, as she does in her lingerie pictorial for Open magazine. Like other Latina telenovela stars, Aracely seems to be aging extremely gracefully, well into her late 30's and still chugging along finely on the hotness train.
She may be known widely as the mother of two of pop star Luis Miguel's kids, but after today, hopefully you can see Aracely as a sextastic symbol as well. She deserves that. Enjoy.
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